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Introducing the world-famous teen casanova that makes girls' hearts melt, Wax Billy!

Spencer's glorious vision of the Billy Joe Cobra museum.

Billy's remarkable metamorphosis into Spencer's Barney-like dinosaur statue begins.

"Oh, come on, you can't even see it!"

Jig's up, Spence. You can totally see it.

Introducing the new friend...

Is this perspective, or just Billy's legs on maximum overdrive?

Spencer presenting himself as an effervescent little angel.

Jane proudly displaying her balloons.

The first of many, many bribes throughout this episode.

Spencer Wright in new HooverScope™ vision!

"I hate museums. They're so boring."

Madame X is always watching.

Soccer Mom and her toothing infant demon are first in line.

A perfect picture of the two's initial intentions.

"I'm sure...[the tickets] are...somewhere...around...here..."

Nothing better than getting face-deep in some quality 'za.

"Hey! I know three [chords]!"

Spencer, moments before demanding a bribe.

Tourists seizing opportunities in their personal BJC tours.

Rock on, star-shades guy!

Billy, teary-eyed over how he's helping his fans.

And I was like, baby, baby, baby, no!

She simply must have her genuine BJC hood ornament.

Exasperated with Hoover moments before pounding him into dust.

The aftereffects of said "pounding into dust".

In the Freaky Tiki Room, which contains the third largest indoor waterfall in Beverly Heights.

"If you must know, I had to use the bathroom and the gas station was closed!"

The human baby: nature's vacuum cleaner.

Billy can't take any more, Spencer, stop pushing your luck!

"It's haunted!"

Billy retaliating against Spencer. It was to be expected.

"So it's gonna be like that?" "Yeah, it's gonna be like that!"

"Let's go, move along, make it snappy."

Behold, nature's steamroller: the common herd of tourists!

That's one tenderized steak right there.

The local strange kids are tired of the BJC haunted museum.

"Oh yeah? Let's see how you like people getting their mitts all over your stuff!"

Touch, touch touch, touch, touch.

"Oh, why? Is this something important of yours?"

Spencer literally crossed the line.

There's a reason why uber-famous celebs have things like bodyguards on them at all times.

Hoover, give him back! He's not yours!

Security is on the job!

Security is still on the job!

Security stubbornly remains on the job!

Security did a real good job.

Holding a memorial for Wax Billy.

Spencer's got a big soap-opera-style surprise for Billy!

You guessed it -- Wax Billy returns from the dead!

"You're lookin' like a real good friend right now, bromingo!"

Wax Billy, we do love you so.

It's tough love.